prim & proper

no dirty diapers for kaleb! kaleb waits until his diaper comes off to go since he has been spoiled by daddy who has turned diaper changing into a 30 minute bonding activity where daddy holds his feet and tickles his little butt with a wipe because "it relaxes kaleb and encourages him to go." A relatively new mother, I'm no expert but do know that a baby's bowel movements are not dependent on coaxing and stimulation and a baby's tendency to go normally happens at any given moment. But not kaleb! He now expects to be coached and held throughout the entire process so he can experience it with a buddy!

how to go potty: a tutorial by kaleb

step 1: start screaming.

step2: continue screaming excessively. since most babies poop in their diapers it may take mommy a while to find out what the fussiness is about but after exhausting all options she will eventually plop me down on the changing table so I can relax.

step 3: enjoy while mommy holds my feet and talks to me all the while just like daddy showed her! bonus points for managing to get poop on mommy. tip: lift bottom into the air for perfect curvature and optimal access to the target (this also secures extra mommy & me time).

step 4: give mommy the biggest smile i can muster.