Don't Ever Forget

Kaleb: You can bring my crackers to me here on the couch (as he is straddling the arm, kicking his legs in a wild frenzy pretending to ride his horse, and holding a vacuum attachment in the air--his gun--like the cowboys on True Grit)

Me: You need to eat your crackers in the kitchen

Kaleb: That's okay. You can bring it here. I'll just slide it right down my mouth so there won't be any crumbs.

HA!!!!!!!! Cunning little thing!