Our dads-to-be, Kyle and Tom, showing off their diaper changing skills. Kyle had hopes of beating Tom out before his untimely destruction. Tom's impressively swift and impeccable diaper changing abilities brought Kyle's dreams to an end. At first, Kyle appeared the front runner as Tom hopelessly plopped the baby face down to begin but he pulled it out quite impressively and in no time at all had a perfectly diapered baby. Kyle started out great allowing the baby to breathe, unlike Tom, but what seemed hours after Tom had finished, his tedious attempts resulted in a baby with a backwards diaper! Kyle commented "it'll keep everything in better." Oh Kyle, you'll soon learn, as thousands before you, that the design of the diaper needs no innovation; the baby's behind is what requires the higher material. After the first time getting fecal matter caked under your fingernails you will have that diaper on so tight, front side in the front and will make sure that diaper goes halfway up his back to conceal the oozing mess =)
Tom's baby is survived only by a succesfully placed diaper. The broken arm, oxygen-less brain, and disjointed shoulders were a necessary sacrifice in the swift making of a perfectly diapered baby.
1 comment:
Riley's so lucky to have such a stud for a boyfriend! Jason has seen the proof of the booty grabbing and has had a serious discussion with Riley...hehe!
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